i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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