Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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