I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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