Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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