On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Someone came in the potted fern
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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