Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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