I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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