come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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