I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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