You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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