Its about making memories worth repressing
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
organizing the empties. That sober.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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