I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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