If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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