I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Do vagina's smell?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Randomize
