Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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