I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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