I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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