my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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