If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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