I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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