I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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