Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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