How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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