oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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