It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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