you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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