I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
mondays should just be called national damage control day
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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