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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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