so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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