Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Randomize
