Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i think i just lost a toe
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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