just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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