Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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