plz talk dirty to me
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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