I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
no you cant smoke seaweed
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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