Three words: puerto rican gang bang
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
