the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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