i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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