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i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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