i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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