I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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