lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
