susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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