Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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