Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My vagina just recognized that song.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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