there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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