States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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