I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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