awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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