What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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